May 2013
30 posts
helveticas:
I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity
I want to throw up
I want to make out with you
I want to slam my head into the pavement
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
yuputkaspooky:
qqmoarz:
This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music
this is my favorite fucking video on the internet
if azaria and i were roommates
LITERALLY EVERYONE IS IN A BAD MOOD... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
HOW CAN YOU BE IN A BAD MOOD IF THIS GIF EXISTS
(via/follow The Absolute Funniest Posts Blog)
stephniejo:
I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.
April 2013
2 posts
March 2013
13 posts
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
February 2013
5 posts