thatinvinciblekid: samifersexual: wugs: ...
helveticas: I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity
I want to throw up I want to make out with you I want to slam my head into the pavement
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
yuputkaspooky: qqmoarz: This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music this is my favorite fucking video on the internet if azaria and i were roommates
LITERALLY EVERYONE IS IN A BAD MOOD... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: HOW CAN YOU BE IN A BAD MOOD IF THIS GIF EXISTS (via/follow The Absolute Funniest Posts Blog)
stephniejo: I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*